The Johnny Dare Morning Show: Rockfest 2012 Announced!

Rockfest 2012 Announced!

Rockfest 2012 Announced!

While everyone else pays $35 per ticket, registered Rockaholics can get tickets for only $25 starting at 10:00 Wednesday morning! Do the math, every $10 you save per ticket buys you two more Miller Lites at Rockfest! Find your tickets and password in the Rockaholic section of 989therock.com beginning at 10:00 Wednesday morning. Ticket price does not include Ticketmaster fee. CLICK HERE FOR MORE ROCKFEST DETAILS

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays , Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

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